I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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