I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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