Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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