if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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