Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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