Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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I need you to use more vowels.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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