he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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