we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I can't turn off my feet"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Randomize
