Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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