these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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