HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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