You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
bring money and cleavage
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I want to fling myself into the sun
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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