We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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