we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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