my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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