I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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