Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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