Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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