Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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