They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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