How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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