at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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