ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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