is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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