Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
sex in a hospital.. check
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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