How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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