Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
