The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
do herpes really smell.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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