let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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