She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm always down for nudity.
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