As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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