I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..