I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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