he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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