I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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