at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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