Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Are we in a gay sports bar?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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