i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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