apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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