Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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