Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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