Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
where am i from again
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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