I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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