She is in my trunk
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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