Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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