so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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