brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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