Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
And then he peed in my hair
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