are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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