Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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