we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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