hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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