I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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