AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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