As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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