Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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