bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
The ass gains better be worth it
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