Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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